10 Things I Will Never Do

Have you ever thought about the things you would love to do? I bet you've not often thought about things you will never do, have you? It is kind of interesting, at least to me, to think about.

Here is a list of 10 Things I will never do (or at least don't want to right now) and why.

I will never:

1) SKYDIVE.
This is something I always wanted to do, prior to being married and having a child, but I think now that I am responsible for a family, I would just be taking too much of a risk.

2) BUNGEE JUMP.

This is something that has always terrified me. I'm not afraid of heights, but the idea of all my body organs being suddenly stopped mid-air, then tossed the opposite direction just does not appeal to me. If I ever got to participate in the show "Amazing Race" though, I'd probably have to do it. I would do it, however, for the chance to win a million dollars. Would you?

3) MAKE AN APPLE PIE.

 You see, I don't care for apple pie. Maybe you'd call me unAmerican, but that's just the way it is.

4) GO TO NORTH KOREA.
It is too scary of a place. Enough said.


5) EAT A DING DONG IN JUST A FEW BITES.
I love to eat around the outside, bite off the top. It is an experience, and one that only comes around every few years. Thanks for the Valentine's Day gift today Mrs. Christensen!

6) WANT GLITTER IN MY HOUSEHOLD.
Just the other day, as my son was making some Valentine cards, he asked for "sprinkles" for them. I knew he meant glitter, and glitter scares me. It sticks to everything and won't come off!


7) LOVE TO PLAY OR WATCH FIGHTING/WAR-BASED VIDEO GAMES.
They are just not my thing.

8) CLIMB MT. EVEREST.
I love being in the outdoors. I love hiking and rock climbing, but that is taking it to the SUPER level of extremes. I love watching films and movies about expeditions up there and back, but I would never want to do it myself.

9) WANT TO BE PUT IN A TANK FULL OF SPIDERS FOR A MILLION DOLLARS.
Scary, crawly, and unimaginably awful. Those are the words that describe what that would be for me.

10) BE A PROFESSIONAL FRISBEE THROWER.
Ask my husband. I am just terrible at throwing a frisbee. :(

What are 10 things you'd never do?